Snap poll! “Vegetables are scary” or “This pepper’s got bite”?

Snap poll! “Vegetables are scary” or “This pepper’s got bite”?


Feeling the holiday spirit!

Feeling the holiday spirit!


Little Boo Peeps

Little Boo Peeps


Gomez and Morticia know—sometimes you just gotta boogie.

Gomez and Morticia know—sometimes you just gotta boogie.

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From the Journal of a Young M.D. Payne

In an entry dated July 6, 1999, a younger me wrote: “So, here I am off the coast of Malaysia on the tropical island of Tioman. The journey was quite interesting. I will write again about the island itself when it’s not so dark and when the bats aren’t circling about (yes, bats…huge ones!).”

Totally the inspiration for the fruit bats guarding the House of Eternal Rest in Book 6…


Astronaut Chris Hadfield answers the most important question ever asked in the history of space exploration. For more burping in space, read Burpstronauts…


Mummy Payne is excited to get her Burpstronauts shipment!

Mummy Payne is excited to get her Burpstronauts shipment!


A sneak preview of #Burpstronauts lead to this awesome letter. The wait is over! On sale TODAY!!!

A sneak preview of #Burpstronauts lead to this awesome letter. The wait is over! On sale TODAY!!!