nickbachman:

My burger gif finally uploads!

SO. HUNGRY.

nickbachman:

My burger gif finally uploads!

SO. HUNGRY.

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blackoutraven:

:TBD:

It’s like Castlevania with Van Helsing instead of Simon Belmont.

blackoutraven:

:TBD:

It’s like Castlevania with Van Helsing instead of Simon Belmont.

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Penguin recently asked me to answer 10 burning questions. Of course, I couldn’t just be all normal about it…


Ben tried to burp, but ended up blowing a pretty good collection of multi-colored chunks all over the bridge.
‘There’s no gravity to push food down and air up in your stomach,’ I said, swatting a few chunks away. ‘The astronauts call it a “wet burp.” I call it a “vurp.”’
Just the sound of the word made Ben gag again. He closed his mouth tight, and two jets of wet vurp shot out of his nose, spinning him backwards.
Monster Juice Book 4: Burpstronauts


Childhood memories…makes me crave candy…and carved pumpkins…

Childhood memories…makes me crave candy…and carved pumpkins…

(Source: halloweenmonster)

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Which publisher is cool enough to publish Monster Juice? Why Grosset & Dunlap, of course…learn more about them with this AWESOME VIDEO.


BOOOOOOOK 5! Yes, that is a Serpopard…

BOOOOOOOK 5! Yes, that is a Serpopard…


Nearly dead…

Nearly dead…

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